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ENTRY #05

WORK

"You have to be there in half an hour"

"Always talk nice to the guests"

"Don't forget to take the ticket"

"Take the red bus not the blue one, they're different"

I HATE

I HATE SO MUCH

I HATE SO MUCH WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO

UUUUGHHGDFIOS FUCJ

AND I KNOW

ALRIGHT... I KNOW that sounds like, you know, the classic stupid kid BUT let me explain

I hate when people tell me what to do.... WHEN I ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO, I KNOW. REALLY... I know... You don't need to tell me what to do like 10 times I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME FUCK I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH IT'S SO ANNOYING LIKE SO ANNOYING

"This meal is for Mr. House, don't forget"

"Wear the lace"

"Ms. Caligula doesn't like tea, just give her water"

"The dress is in the third locker"

"Wear the pink bracelet not the blue one"

"Greet the guests like I already taught you"

YEAH YOU ALREADY TAUGHT ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT SHIT AGAIN FUCK FUK FUCFUKFCKFUCK I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? AM I CRAZY? NO NO IM FUCKING NOT

UGH ALRIGHT STOP. A lot of you have been asking why I took so long to update my page last time... and that's nice, thanks for that... So, what was I doing? well, WORKING... Yeah I didn't get that camera for free oh nono I didn't get it for free of course no... I mean yeah obviously i didn't get it for free but that would have been nice, right? anyways... I had to work. Sadly my dad didn't have a job for me so I had to ask my mother... she's weird, like not weird like a lot of people in this stupid website I mean like she's crazy kind of... I THINK... ????? SHE HAD A JOB and that's what it matter for me, if I got the job done I could get a camera, I didn't ask for any in particular, I just told her any camera was fine... She took that like I was asking for the best camera in the market hell yeah more work for me isn't that amazing?

So what was the work exactly? I won't get too much in detail because that shit was BORING, but it was just a reunion with people from her job and other shit i don't really know... I was a waitress... Doesn't seem that bad, right? well... IT WAS BAD. BAD BAD BAD BAD SO BAD

BUT WHY? WHY WAS IT SO BAD?

THE UNIFORM

A DRESS. A PINK PRINCESS-LIKE DRESS

I HATE WEARING IT WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING ME SO MUCH IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE SO SO SO UNCOMFOROATALBLE FUCK

FFFF AND THE WORST PART WAS I DIDN'T REALLY HATE THE DRESS SO MUCH???? I think it looked cute on the other girls ????? LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE???? I JUST HATE WEARING IT IN PUBLIC IS WHAT I MEAN... LIKE IF YOU TOLD ME TO WEAR IT IN MY ROOM JUST TO SEE HOW I FEEL I WOULDN'T MIND I THINK ????????? I think the dress was kinda pretty ???? MAYBE??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT AM I SAYING. WRITING THIS SHIT MAKES ME MAD SO SO OSOOMAD. I HATE THE JOB AND I HATE FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE. THAT'S THE POINT.

FUCK UFUFUFUC I SDSDGE O

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"A gift, from me to you. You did such an amazing work you deserve it"

A gift.

Hey! I got a gift!

Woah...

Isn't that nice?

What is it?

THE FUCKING DRESS

THANKS. THANKS FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO REMIND ME THAT SHIT ASS FUCKING DIARRHEA STUPID JOB I HAD TO DEAL WITH HAHAHA YEAH THANKS, THANKS FOR THE DRESS

Thanks for the dress?

hm.

I got a dress...

A STUPID DRESS THAT IS. FUCK. YOU

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It's in my closet right now... I don't plan to wear it I think

It's not my thing you know? I like to wear just normal casual clothes, that pink shit is NOT for me, like ugh it makes me feel so weird

It looked cute on the other girls on the reunion but it really doesn't look good on me I looked like a goblin trying to trick people into believing he was a cute innocent princess DAMN I LOOKED LIKE SHIT HAHHAAHA

hmmm... it really is funny now that I remember how I looked wearing that stupid thing... Now that I think about it, sometimes i need a few laughs when i'm bored in my room

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ANYWAYS

DON'T WORK THAT'S THE POINT OF THE WHOLE STORY JUST DIE OF HUNGER IT'S FAR MORE EASY ALSO STOP SENDING ME LIMP BIZKIT MUSIC YOU FUCKERS IT'S ALREADY IN THE FUCKING TOP OF THE PAGE

ALRIGHT LET'S MOVE ON

WHAT DO YOU WANT? SKETCHES OR REVIEW?

HMMM?

Let's go for the review I know you all been waiting

Now it's time for StarSpinkerr, this user wanted me to review this song called "The Other One" by "External Watchers" from the album "Outer Visions"

Apparentely is a band that focus on "Aliencore"... Aliencore? what the fuck is that? I've never heard of that genre EVER, I don't know if StarSpinkerr is just messing with me but I couldn't find any mention of the genre in the band's webpage so I don't know if that shit's even real, and if it is, it sounds stupid as hell.

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This was the album cover , i don't even know what it's supposed to be.

By the way, the song was EIGHT MINUTES LONG, wow, like wow that's a new record, the last longer song I had to review was just five minutes long. OH AND DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I would prefer to burn my ears instead of having to listen to a nine minutes shitty song about hating school or some shit

ANYWAYS was the song good? bad? meh?

It was.... weird

I don't know if it's good or bad, it's just weird and to be honest... I kind of like it, not a big fan like I'm not gonna listen to this song again probably BUT I enjoyed it

I'll recommend you go and listen to the song it doesn't matter if you like it or not, you are going to enjoyed it anyways. Want me to describe the song? alright... It sounds... WEIRD HAHHA the song is weird dude like damn it's weird I don't know how to describe it hmmmm.... Imagine this: A song in reverse that doesn't sound in reverse but like flipped in 3D like a cube, does that make sense? probably not. Just go and listen to the song.

What did I hate about the song? IT WAS TOO LONG, TOO LONG... I get it, you want to make an experience or something but damn I think you can make the song be six minutes long and it would still feel the same. I also didn't like the backing vocals in the last part of the song, it didn't sound bad it was just NOT WEIRD... more like... I don't know, I felt like it was hurting me physically somehow?

WHAT DID I LIKE...? the sound? the sound was weird and I like weird shit you know? it felt unique, even the hurting backing vocals sounded interesting...

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Anyways, like I already said, go listen to the song and tell me what are your thoughts about this "Aliencore" music HAHAHHA stupid name. Goodnight everyone.

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by the way, if you're wondering... she liked my sketches!