There's no hope. Leave now. Leave while you still have hope.
>R-1770 before the Klimenian incident - 7002
Computer Generated Imagery of the threat
Credit to Narpnarp from our 3D graphics department
Featuring new DTX Technology for better accuracy
We are very proud of the work of this 3D recreation. We plan to use the same technology for future projects.
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With this new technology we can achieve amazing mind boggling graphics in real time
Current power using:100Zt
6,200 Vertices rendering in real time
[] Triangle 3016 - 7024 []
// Lomotoco 08 Vision Camera //
// Photo #45 //
// Perla Plaza Booth #02 //
// 02-12-7024 - 23:48 //
NAME:UNKNOWN
CODE NAME:RYNDRA
ID:R-1770
AGE:UNKNOWN
SEX:UNKNOWN
SPECIES:UNKNOWN
HEIGHT:20glb
BLOOD:RED
CRIMES:257
GNARP:GLEEBY
SP CREDIT:NEGATIVE
PLANETS VISITED: 31
RESIDENCE:UNKNOWN
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EX SPACE PIZZA GUY
SNUSK INVADER
MODOC DESTROYER
R-1770-CMM
If you have any information of their position please call us inmediately
Remember, do not approach the entity, stay silent and at a moderate distance
If you don't have any choice other than fight the entity, pray to your god as fast as you can
// Security Camera 07 //
// Floor 04 - Main Door //
// Gleep Industries 131 //
// 02-18-7024 - 01:22 //
Entity had already killed 410 employees when this photo was taken
Entity killed another 149 employees after this photo was taken
Every piece of recording from the cameras were erased except for this backup screenshot
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SERVER BREACHED
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RYNDRA.exe CONNECTED.
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Hey hey! Ryndra here! Can you hear me? Testing... Ehmm... Testing... One, two, three, testing... Huh, test test test test.
I can't hear my voice on the other end... Hmmm I don't think this device is working at all, it doesn't seem you're able to hear me.
Wait... Oh wow!
You can't hear me BUT you can read what I'm saying right? isn't that cool? it seems this little thing works perfectly!
I would love if you could hear me, but sadly it only converts my voice to text. It doesn't matter anyway, I think the text is cute, don't you think?
And what about this cute little avatar I have! Wow! So pretty! Whoever made it did a really good job portraying Ryndra's cuteness.
Heehee, just look at me! I didn't thought I could look so good in fancy 3D graphics I could get used to this.
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> THE THREAT IS IN THE SERVER. I REPEAT. THE THREAT IS IN THE SERVER. DISCONNECT IT INMEADITELY.
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DISCONNECTING RYNDRA.exe
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FAILED TO DISCONNECT
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ERROR CODE: U40304
[2074-01] WARNING: "cs_wop" failed to load
[2074-02] WARNING: "tl_wop" failed to load
[2074-03] WARNING: "ws_wop" failed to load
[2074-04] WARNING: "triangle/server/doom.exe" unable to end process
[2074-05] WARNING: "triangle/server/lines.exe" unable to end process
[2074-06] WARNING: "triangle/server/avatar.exe" unable to end process
[2074-07] WARNING: "ryndra.exe" is current administrator
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Pfff! Ryndra's amazing hacking skills cannot be defeated so easily! I would probably stay here a little bit longer, you can still try, though!
DELETING LEVEL 3 FILES FROM THE SERVER....
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FAILED.
> HOW?
> LEVEL 3 FILES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ENCRYPTED IN THIRD BASE GLIMBO.
Yeah... That won't work either, like I said: you guys can't defeat my impecable hacking skills, which by the way, I just learned yesterday!
I have access to every single file in this server, you can't move them, delete them or anything! That's how I got access to this avatar too.
Oh! wait! it seems this avatar has more surprises than I thought!
Look at all these styles! Ohoho, Woah! This is the cutest thing ever! Why would they need an avatar of me in so many outfits anyway?
> WAIT WHAT.
Hm?
> WAS THIS THE REASON WHY NARPNARP TOOK SO LONG TO FINISH THE THREAT AVATAR?
Did it really took a lot? well, guess the wait was worth it! Send them my regards!
EMPLOYEES STATUS UPDATE:
Oh.......
Well, it doesn't matter anyway. Let's go straight to the reason why I'm here.
You. Yeah, you, dear reader. If you're here reading me right now is either because you wanted to find out more about me or because you want to see me in jail. I'm going to assume you're not a snitch, so it's probably the first reason.
You wouldn't think cutesy little Ryndra right here is evil, right? Well of course not.
How about I show you who the real evil is.
DELETING LEVEL 3 FILES FROM THE SERVER...
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FAILED.
Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious at this point.
> DAMN YOU
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THIS PAGE IS COMPROMISED
DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO READ HERE. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER AND GO OUTSIDE
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Hmm... How about you keep reading and find out with me what these guys have in their files, hm?
Interested?
Good!
Ryndra has gotten so much information, I can't wait to share them with you!
Here it is!
We're gonna start with something simple!
The ships.
ACCESING LEVEL 3 FILES
OPENING SHIP FOLDERS
LOADING...
[TINIM-3]
UNITS: 160 000
MAX PEOPLE INSIDE: 2
YEAR MADE: 7002
POWER: 400Zt
WEAPONS: LASERGUN AND DRAGONNUKE
Wait what? A DRAGON NUKE? wha huh wait what? Why does a Tinim-3 have a dragon nuke? Is that even legal? You guys know what a dragon nuke can do, right? DESTROY A WHOLE COUNTRY. Pretty cool, actually. But can you guys imagine? Just one day some of those soldiers deploy a dragon nuke accidentaly? BOOM, you're gone. Oh, actually, you don't have to imagine that much, apparentely that happened TWICE. Yeah, let's hope we don't have a Tinim-4 anytime soon.
[PANKER]
UNITS: 50 000
MAX PEOPLE INSIDE: 2
YEAR MADE: 6990
POWER: 390Zt
WEAPONS: PLASMA CANNON, MACHINEGUN
Oh I hate these things. They are not as common as a Tinim but I think they are pretty well know for normal civilians. Something a lot of you probably don't know is that these little tanks can fly! Yeah! That's the reason why they aren't as huge as other models, they are very agile in the air, better not mess around with them too much. Aside from that, there's really nothing fishy with this tank model, let's move on.
[THE OBSERVER]
UNITS: 4
MAX PEOPLE INSIDE: 200
YEAR MADE: 6047
POWER: 955Zt
WEAPONS: HYPER DRAGONNUKE++
What is this? I've never seen this one before. It's pretty old too, weird. How about we check more information?
ACCESING "THE OBSERVER" DATA
LOADING...
[THE OBSERVER FEATURES]
[FIVE MAK POWER BANKS]
[210 MONITORS]
[50 ROOMS]
[FOOD STORAGE]
[360 CAMERA]
[ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION SCANNER]
[SPECIES SELECTIVE CAMOUFLAGE]
Huh? Camouflage? A spying ship?
With all those Tinims flying over planets I didn't think they could care about being subtle at all. Hmmm... It's a pretty old ship. They probably operated with more stealth back then, heh.
Wait no. Here it says they still have one operating! But where? There doesn't seem to be any information in this server.
Hmm... A species selective camouflage. Guess that's a clever way to bypass the anti invisible ships law they made, actually, not clever at all. Do they want to be seen or not?
Ryndra is a bit confused.
Well, there you go, The Triangle breaking their own laws like always, add them being stupid too, it checks out.
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That's all the green units for now.
How about before we get to the last type of units we see something else, hm?
What? I'm gonna die of boredom if we keep checking more of them, so I was thinking maybe we can see what more information they have about Ryndra. You know, me.
After all, I am the reason why you're reading all of this in the first place.
I wonder how many photos they got of me, aren't you wondering the same?
Loading folders...
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Folders loaded.
// Lomotoco 07 Vision Camera //
// Photo #16 //
// Orbital Kernal //
// 05-02-7024 - 11:52 //
INF: Meteors fall while the once dead bird rises from a nest filled with the blood of their doomed brothers.
Oh my! look at that photo! Ryndra looked so good with that suit, why did I stop using it, anyway? Hmmm, I think Ryndra remembers now. It was too pretty for some eyes, let's put it that way.
// Lomotoco 08 Vision Camera //
// Photo #22 //
// Stockhelm Metal Base //
// 12-12-7024 - 15:26 //
INF: The light that shines through the horns will destroy the little life that brings our triangle.
The palace's suit! One of my favorites! Ryndra remembers the big task she had to do to get it. I think that was the moment my head's price skyrocket, yeah, destroying a planet is not the greatest thing ever but I had my reasons. That suit was one of them!
> Millions of innocents died because of that.
Yeah, but it was for a good reason! Wasn't it? Just look at Ryndra! She couldn't look better!
// Lomotoco 08 Vision Camera //
// Photo #37 //
// Trees of Oxide //
// 01-26-7024 - 14:45 //
INF: Fallen from the stars they called them, we know what it means now.
Ohh the naked with blood combo! Cute, right? I think I was in a fight in that photo, probably with a paladin, if I remember correctly I lost my left arm but don't worry, Ryndra can regrow any part of her body! it just takes time, a lot of time.
> Wait, really?
You guys didn't know? Hm, guess it makes sense now that I think about it.
> That's crucial information for our database, can you tell us more?
Maybe next time, there's one more photo I wanna show!
// Toco 02 Vision Camera //
// Photo #51 //
// Twoost prison //
// 02-29-7024 - 12:11 //
INF: We just wait until the flame burns down at the presence of the two forgotten pillars.
I have this one in one of my ships! That was when I visited Twoost, this is one of the photos they took when I was in prison. Yeah, cutesy little Ryndra right here likes to humble her sometimes! That photo was such a cute gift though! I need to get capture more often.
Alright! there's more photos but I think that's enough of Ryndra for now. How about we keep checking the units? Hope taking too much attention on Ryndra's photos didn't make you forget that we were checking units, right?
Let's move on, purple units!
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Folders loaded.
[CORRUPTER CUBE]
UNITS: 1000
MAX PEOPLE INSIDE: 1
YEAR MADE:6995
POWER: 255Zt
WEAPONS: MAKLASER, PURPLE FREQUENCY
Oh my! There's a person inside these things? They are so tiny, how is that even possible. Well, you probably haven't seen this anywhere, and you guys are lucky for that. If you are wanted so much by the Triangle that they put these things on your back then you are probably death.
If they put anything that has a color purple to hunt you, then you are death, death. They love to use the color purple to tag their most deadly, horrible things they have.
So what is this thing exactly? A tiny cube, the size of your head. A fast tiny cube, pretty fast. This cube will emit a deadly frequency that will make your legs feel like jelly and make your brain explode in 30 seconds, let me tell you: Those 30 seconds will be the most painful thing you will ever experience. You will bleed from every hole in your body. Your heart will feel like is getting stab millions of times and every single nerve in your body will burn like the sun. Sounds cool? Yeah it kinda is.
Oh and if you think that you can destroy it by only shooting at it, nah. That doesn't work at all. Your best bet is to outrun it before your legs give up, which, by the way, is impossible. Unless you are Ryndra of course!
Here's the best tip Ryndra can give you: Don't piss The Triangle to the point they start chasing you with their purple artifacts.
Let's move on.
DELETING LEVEL 3 FILES FROM THE SERVER...
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FAILED.
> WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?
Hm? I thought you guys already gave up on that. What are you trying to hide now?
DELETING LEVEL 3 FILES FROM THE SERVER...
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FAILED.
> OOOOUUUUGGHHHH
... Okay?
Like I said: Let's move on.
Loading folders...
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Hm? I thought purple units folders already loaded...
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Folders loaded.
[NOVA]
UNITS: 1
STILL IN TESTING
MORE INFORMATION IN LEVEL 5
BLUE?
A BLUE UNIT?
A new color? Wha.. What?
Let me access more information about this Nova thingy... Ugh! No more information in this server bleh... Oh yeah! level 5... Let's see...
Hmmm... I only have access to level 3 files, seems like hacking is harder than Ryndra thought.
Well it doesn't matter anyway. Ryndra can hack anything now, so it will be just a matter of time until I get to those files teehee.
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THREAT HAS BEEN LOCATED
ATTACK IN 120 SECONDS
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Uh oh.
Before leaving, Ryndra got something you may be interested in! it seems there are some recordings from the ships available, I'll leave it here just in case.
There's a bunch of recordings, I'm gonna choose the most interesting ones of each artifact... Oh! It seems that there is a recording for the blue unit too!
I think someone forgot to move the recording to the level 5 server!
[TINIM-3 A151 RECORDING #4]
PILOT: Are you sure these chips are not expired?
COPILOT: Yeah.
PILOT: They taste weird.
COPILOT: Yeah I know, that's why I give them to you.
PILOT: Oh you asshole, throw this shit.
COPILOT: Alright... Hey! Watch out!
PILOT: The autopilot is on, I didn't do anything!
COPILOT: Well do something, moron.
PILOT: I can't, the system has a software problem! Fuck!
COPILOT: What? I hate these shits, I miss the previous models, ugh. Try rebooting the system.
PILOT: It's frozen, man.
COPILOT: Alright, alright. We just gotta activate the eject seats.
PILOT: Dude.
COPILOT: ACTIVATE THE EJECT SEATS, MORON. WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
PILOT: THE SCREEN IS FROZ-
-- End of Recording.
Suckers indeed.
[PANKER B002 RECORDING #18]
PILOT: THIS SUCKS.
COPILOT: Do we really have to go fight the entity by ourselves?
PILOT: YEAH. AND IT SUCKS.
COPILOT: Do you think we could win?
PILOT: NO. WE ARE GOING TO DIE AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S GONNA SUCK
COPILOT: Maybe, just maybe if we talk to her she could have mercy on us.
PILOT #1: EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT TRIED THAT DIED. SHE HATES US, IT'S SOMETHING PERSONAL.
COPILOT: Personal? What did the Triangle do to her?
PILOT: I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DID.
COPILOT: Hmm... running away is not an option, if we're gonna die so be it.
PILOT #1: SUCKERS. YOU AND ME.
-- End of Recording.
[PANKER B002 RECORDING #18]
PILOT: Hey... Are you awake?
PILOT: It's been three days.
PILOT: And you still haven't wake up.
PILOT: There's no more food left, and I'm hungry. Very hungry.
PILOT: I tried everything to open the seal, it just won't open.
PILOT: And I'm dying.
PILOT: Please, tell me you are alive, I won't do it if you are.
PILOT: WAKE UP.
PILOT: WAKE UP.
PILOT: Wake... Up...
PILOT: I... Sorry.
PILOT: Good night.
-- End of Recording.
Observing.
Too much text and nothing about what planet they're in.
[THE OBSERVER A002 RECORDING #429]
COMMANDER: Please, another coffee.
RADIO: Coffee will be there in a moment, sir!
COMMANDER: This planet is growing so fast. The last five decades have been interesting.
AGENT: I still don't get it. Why don't we just rule over them before they grow more?
COMMANDER: I don't know, our orders is just to observe.
AGENT: Yeah... We've been observing for centuries and nothing more.
COMMANDER: I wouldn't be so sure.
AGENT: What?
COMMANDER: I cannot speak any further. But everything here has a reason, I know it.
AGENT: I mean yeah, it must have.
COMMANDER: It's a lot bigger than you think. Time will tell.
SECRETARY: Here's your coffee, sir!
COMMANDER: Thanks.
SECRETARY: Can I stay here a bit? Looking at this planet is so cool!
COMMANDER: Hm. Yeah, don't worry.
AGENT: Yeah, so cool...
SECRETARY: Hm? Ermm... Guys?
COMMANDER: What's wrong.
SECRETARY: The camouflage is on, right?
COMMANDER: Yeah it should be.
AGENT: Yeah yeah, it's on! Why are you asking?
SECRETARY: Right there.
COMMANDER: Hm.
AGENT: Huh?
SECRETARY: Look at that, those two humans. They are looking at us.
COMMANDER: What?
AGENT: No no, that's impossible.
SECRETARY: It seems like they are looking straight at us.
COMMANDER: Are you sure the camouflage is on?
AGENT: Yeah it is! Human filter camouflage on!
COMMANDER: What the hell.
AGENT: It must be an error in the system, should I activate full camouflage?
COMMANDER: Ugh, yeah. Try that.
AGENT: Alright. Should be activated now. Are they still looking at us?
SECRETARY: Hmmm... I don't think so, they look confused now.
COMMANDER: So they really were looking at us.
AGENT: That's impossible. Let me do a quick scan.
COMMANDER: What does it say.
AGENT: No anomalies. Everything seems in order. No other live specimens out of the ordinary.
SECRETARY: Well, you guys need that selective camouflage checked.
COMMANDER: Hm.
AGENT: Can I get a coffee too?
-- End of Recording.
[CORRUPTER CUBE B015 RECORDING #1]
PILOT: (SCREAMING)
PILOT: HELP
PILOT: (SCREAMING)
PILOT: PLEASE
PILOT: (SCREAMING)
PILOT: (INAUDIBLE)
PILOT: (SCREAMING)
-- End of Recording
I'm rotating.
[NOVA RECORDING #4]
SCIENTIST #1: Can I ask why is she still carrying that backpack?
SCIENTIST #2: She can't work properly without it. We tried everything but it seems she has deep connection to it.
SCIENTIST #1: Hm. Why is there a face, though? What is this even supposed to be.
SCIENTIST #2: It's a blue cartoon cat. Something from her childhood.
NOVA: I barely remember him but still brings me comfort. Please, don't throw it away.
SCIENTIST #2: Don't worry, we are not going to.
NOVA: Thank you.
SCIENTIST #1: Nova, did you have a hard time clearing your mission?
NOVA: I completed the mission without any difficult.
SCIENTIST #2: Yeah... She did it in record time. a 500% better than the before.
SCIENTIST #1: You're completely right! She carying that backpack really does help her out a lot.
SCIENTIST #2: Incredible job as always, Nova. You can go rest now.
NOVA: I can't rest.
SCIENTIST #2: Yeah yeah, you can go now.
SCIENTIST #1: I can't stand the way she speaks.
SCIENTIST #2: You'll get used to it.
-- End of Recording
Okay!
This should be everything for now! Ryndra had a lot of fun leaking all of this stuff. I have to try it again one of these days.
I'm going to be working hard to get to level 5 files! I need to check out what is the deal with the "Nova" unit.
A blue unit, still can't believe it. Why blue anyways?
RYNDRA.exe DISCONNECTED.